Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords… “The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do.
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At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that “If
If IBM made toasters… They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting.
Hymns, the way we’d sing them if we were honest: I Surrender Some There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings Fill
I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a
If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
ACTUAL answers given by contestants on “The Family Feud” Name something a blind person might use A sword Name a
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit. Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either! Madness
Doctors may not say exactly what they mean… The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.
Snail-Sucking (Live) Armand Forcalquier, of Marseille, France, holds the record. In a contest held on Feb. 12, 1992, Armand sucked
A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, “SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD.” The article went on to describe
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government
You Are Different and That’s Bad Pop! Goes The Hamster… And Other Great Microwave Games Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household
A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of
From actual Church Bulletins…….. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used
Below are some of the best clean funny answering machine (voicemail) messages! Want to know the best part? You can
An Anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The
The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon
On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.” In front of a New Hampshire
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in
Here is the best guide to how to be annoying in 101 ways. They are all funny and very annoying.
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over the first priest and says:
A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been