Coffee bean are not beans, instead they are berry pits. Even though the coffee beans are seeds, they are referred to as “beans” because of they looks like beans. Source: Wikipedia – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_bean
A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on
I had a terrible breakup. My friends told me that if I want to get over my ex-girlfriend, I should get rid of anything that reminded me of her. So what
A woman sued a man for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. As a result, the man was found guilty and fined. After the
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. Judge: “Do you want to live with
Kat and Beth were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Kat said, “My daughter-in-Iaw stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: “You were speeding.” Man: “No, I wasn’t.” Officer: “Yes, you were.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a girl listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, “I’m going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.” The
When Elly got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked. How to
John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car runs out of gas. It’s a three-hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there
Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him, “Nico. I’m sorry but you’re going to have to arrest your mother.” Nico starts to reply, “Chief…” His
Doesn’t matter if you agree with her message or not. We can all agree that the work puts into this hairstyle is Aaaamazing! We wonder how much time it needs to
A mother and her son go to church and the son says, “Mom, I have to go pee!” The mom says, “You shouldn’t say that in church. From now on just
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow
Three girls enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: “What are you girls celebrating?” “We just finished a puzzle that took us three months to
While a college student proudly shows off his new apartment to friends, he leads his friends into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of
An Old Mountaineer And His Young Ex-Wife Were Fighting Over Custody Of Their Children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world. She should retain custody of them.
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said, “I’ll do the next
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing with the orthodontist how they will be restored and what the fee would be, the patient
A man went to the doctor’s office for an annual body check. His doctor told him that he needed to lose weight, or his life would be in danger. The
One day at school the teacher gave an unexpected essay. The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’
Where is the CCTV you are talking about? I don’t see one in the picture!
A man comes home to his son crying violently. He tries to ask her what’s wrong. He replies, “I’ve been working on this puzzle all day, but I can’t figure
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe
John decided to buy a puppy as a present for his wife. He snuck the puppy under his coat into his office and as he was walking out his office,
A man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was ironing clothing, behind my chair while I was
Two men realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of them. “Help us, help us!” yells the other. “Help, help
Is this dairy or not? Please make up your mind!