Government Official Cannot Accept A Car As A Gift
The contractor wanted to give the government official a sports car. The official objected, saying: “Sir, common decency and my basic sense of honor would never permit me to accept
A father with his five small children
There was a father who called his five small children together. As the sat together in a circle on the floor, the dad placed a toy in the middle. He
The entrance of Heaven
A man comes to the entrance of Heaven and God tells him, “You haven’t done anything good, but you haven’t done anything bad either. If you can tell me of something amazing
How much is a penny worth in heaven
Joe asked God: “How much is a penny worth in heaven?” God replied: “$1 million.” Joe asked: “How long is a minute in heaven?” God said: “One million years.” Joe asked for a penny.
First step of divorce
Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain. One guy said, “Today I got through the first step of getting divorced.” The second guy replies, “Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim?
A Man Walks Into A Swiss Bank
A man walks into a Swiss bank. The bank is very full so it takes a long time for it to be his turn. After an hour wait, he finally gets to
The Argument Between The Teacher and The Student Will Make You Laugh
KA university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, ‘A swan shan’t be
This Kid Wanted To Be A Garbageman When He Grows Up
“Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” 1I asked my friend. “He wants to be a garbage man,” he replied. “That’s an unusual ambition
Today is National Tell A Joke Day
History August 16 is the National Tale A Joke Day! Yes, this is a real holiday! With our intensive research, we can not find out who is the creator or origin of
What you have prepared to eat today?
Man, “What you have prepared to eat today?” Wife, “Nothing.” Man, “But you did nothing yesterday.” Wife, “I made it for two days.” Man, “What you were doing today?” Man,
This Hunter Found A Pigmy In The Jungle
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” “Yes,” the pigmy said. Then the hunter
Hunting Mosquito’s In The Kitchen
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He responded. “Oh, catching any?”
The Simpsons [Super Minimalist Version]
The character designs of The Simpsons are so iconic. Even they are reduced to their color schemes, but they are still easily recognizable.
Coffee Beans are not beans
Coffee bean are not beans, instead they are berry pits. Even though the coffee beans are seeds, they are referred to as “beans” because of they looks like beans. Source: Wikipedia – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_bean
A Rabbit Escaped From A Research Laboratory
A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on
A terrible break up
I had a terrible breakup. My friends told me that if I want to get over my ex-girlfriend, I should get rid of anything that reminded me of her. So what
Mrs. Johnson Sued A Man Who Called Her A Pig.
A woman sued a man for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. As a result, the man was found guilty and fined. After the
A choice of which parent to live with
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. Judge: “Do you want to live with
Problems With Her Daughter In Law
Kat and Beth were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Kat said, “My daughter-in-Iaw stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren a card with a
Speeding ticket
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: “You were speeding.” Man: “No, I wasn’t.” Officer: “Yes, you were.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a girl listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The
Put on your coat
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, “I’m going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.” The
Coffee maker
When Elly got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked. How to
Running out of gas
John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car runs out of gas. It’s a three-hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there
Uneasy arrest
Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him, “Nico. I’m sorry but you’re going to have to arrest your mother.” Nico starts to reply, “Chief…” His
Amazing hairstyle [Expert Level]!
Doesn’t matter if you agree with her message or not. We can all agree that the work puts into this hairstyle is Aaaamazing! We wonder how much time it needs to
You shouldn’t say that in church
A mother and her son go to church and the son says, “Mom, I have to go pee!” The mom says, “You shouldn’t say that in church. From now on just
How many cats would you have?
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two
What does the animals give you?
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow
Celebrating a great accomplishment
Three girls enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: “What are you girls celebrating?” “We just finished a puzzle that took us three months to
