Zzzzz I need a cup of joe now!
Road Close, Stuff Broke, Fix Later
Sounds like my co-worker…
Sugar Cube That Shapes Like Teapot
Hi, a little teapot. You are too cute to be dissolved in the tea!
Nice Custom Rims
Looks legit!
A Tasty Kiss – McDonald’s Ad
Took me a minute to realize!
Rebel against his father
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of
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McAntique [Antique Hamburger]
Hummm I am lovin’ it!
The kid is having a nightmare
A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. He fins his son is having a nightmare. So
Drunk guy walks into a bar
A drunk guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a shot of Wild Turkey, please.” The bartender says, “I’m
Happy Valentine’s Date
Except for that poor red fellas…
Cat burglar
Look at that notorious theft!
Cursed McDonald’s Fries Cosplay
Not sure if this is genius or gross…
Unfortunate Light Outage
Unfortunate
10 pints of beer in 2 minutes
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll
Books we pretend we’ve read
Nice play, Walmart!
Are you cheating on your tests?
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have
Corona Virus!
Too soon?
One of the worst thing can happen on a long flight
You can watch any movies as long as it is the black screen!
Driving the drunk secretary home
Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s
Passive Aggressive Mother
And very effective too. Nooooo, Mother!
Cornonavirus is here but you still need to smoke
Seriously, take care yourself and be safe!
This is fashion!
More you know…
Everything men know about women
Not sure how true is this book… There should be 13 volumes!
Most valued employee gone missing
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day.
Frying Nemo
No word… Just why NEMO!
There are roughly 200 corpses on Mount Everest that are used as way points for climbers.
This is because the standard protocol is just to leave the dead where they died. The top portion of the
Mr Stark, I Don’t Feel So Good
Go home, Spiderman! You are drunk.
Explain what the government Is to A Kid
A little kid has a report due for government class. He asks his dad to explain what the government is.
