36 Extremely Funny Bumper Stickers

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her… or something like that.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
The Earth Is Full – Go Home
I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Cover Me, I’m Changing Lanes
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over. (Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep)
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

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