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20 Reasons Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves

Here are 20 Reasons Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves:

  1. We know stuff about tanks.
  2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
  3. We can open all our own jars.
  4. We can make decisions without a support group.
  5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
  6. We can kill our own food.
  7. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
  8. Three pairs of shoes are more than adequate.
  9. We don’t have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
  10. We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking “He must be mad at me.”
  11. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
  12. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
  13. Our pals will never trap us with: “So, notice anything different?”
  14. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
  15. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
  16. The same hairstyle lasts for years – maybe decades.
  17. We don’t have to shave below the neck.
  18. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
  19. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
  20. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.

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