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20 More Stuffs to Ponder [They are all weird and hilarious]

Here is the list of 20 more funny Stuffs To Ponder you are looking for!

  1. People who are good-looking but have terrible personalities are basically real-life clickbait.
  2. It’s crazy that there’s a giant bright thing in the sky that we’re not supposed to look at.
  3. Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
  4. Wizards smoke out of long pipes so they do not risk setting their beards on fire.
  5. Out of all 7 billion people alive, someone, somewhere in the world, qualifies as the won’t human alive.
  6. ‘DO NOT TOUCH’ would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
  7. If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.
  8. If you go to jail for tax evasion, you’re living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes.
  9. Whenever I mess up bad, I just remember that somewhere, an ant just brought borax-laced food back to his queen and killed his entire family.
  10. My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
  11. It doesn’t matter what flavor dog food actually is. You’re not going to test it.
  12. Girl Scouts is basically a brand-name cookie company that gets away with child labor.
  13. I’ve woken up over 10,000 times and I’m still not used to it.
  14. As I grow older, Calvin and Hobbes gets funnier, but Garfield gets worse.
  15. On April Fools Day, Brazzers should make a video where a hot, male plumber goes to a sorority house, fixes the toilets, and leaves.
  16. A bachelor party is more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
  17. With as much as I use my cell phone, I don’t believe it’s ever made an appearance in my dreams.
  18. The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gunfight.
  19. I think we should all take a moment and be grateful our bodies don’t shit while we’re sleeping.
  20. Bodies are weird. I can run, jump, wakeboard, do cartwheels, play piano, and type 90 words per minute, but if I brush my teeth with the wrong hand, it’s like time slows down while my brain tries to process what the actual hell is happening.

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