- An application was for employment
- a program was a television show
- Windows were something you hated to clean
- A keyboard was a piano
- A cursor used profanity
- Memory was something you lost with age
- A CD was a bank account
- Compress was something you did to garbage
- If you unzipped in public, you went to jail
- Log on was adding wood to a fire
- A hard drive was a long trip on the road
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
- A backup happened to your toilet
- Cut you did with scissors and paste you did with glue
- A web was a spider’s home and a virus was the flu!!!