11 things guys say and what they actually mean

They are so true…

1. “It’s a guy thing.”
   Translation: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
2. “Can I help with dinner?”
   Translation: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
3. “Uh huh.” “Sure, honey.” or “Yes, dear.”
   Translation: “Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
4. “It would take too long to explain.”
   Translation: “I have no idea how it works.”
5. “I was listening to you. It’s just that I have things on my mind.”
   Translation: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”
6. “Take a break, honey. You’re working too hard.”
   Translation: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
7. “That’s interesting, dear.”
   Translation: “Are you still talking?”
8. “You know how bad my memory is.”
   Translation: “I remember the theme son to ‘F Troop’, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.”
9. “I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses.”
   Translation: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”
10. “Oh, don’t fuss – I just cut myself, it’s no big deal.”
    Translation: “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.”
11. “I can’t find it.”
    Translation: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”