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Where have you been all my life?

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar. He notices that she is a bit younger than him but think… what the hell.

He walks up to her and says,

“Where have you been all my life?”

“Well,” she says, “for the first half of it, I wan’t even born.”

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