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Wedding anniversary gift

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new designer bag?” he asks.

“Not really,” says Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John.

“No,” she responds.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.

She again rejects his offer.

Frustrated he finally asks, “Well, what would you like for your anniversary?”

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary.

John thinks for a moment and replies, “Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much.”

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