The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man, smiling at her from his porch.
“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret and for a long satisfying life?”
“Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes every day and I drink a case of whisky every week. On top of that I never exercise, and I eat a lot of fatty foods.”
“That is amazing,” the woman said. “And how old are you?”
He answered, “thirty-two.”