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The kid is having a nightmare

A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight.

He fins his son is having a nightmare. So the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?

The son replies, “I am scared. I dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.”

The father assures the son and says, “Auntie Susie is fine, and nothing will happen to her.”

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight.

His son is having another nightmare again. The man wakes his son and this time, the son says that granddaddy had died in his dream.

The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight.

His son is having another nightmare, so the man again wakes his son.

The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.

The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes back to his bed. However, his son’s dream terrified him so much that he can not sleep for the whole night.

The next day, the man is so scared because he believes that he is going to die.

After dressing, he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision.

The man doesn’t eat lunch because he may get food poisoning.

He also avoids everyone so no one can hurt him.

He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife.

“Good god, dear,” he proclaims, “I’ve just had the worst day of my entire life!”

She responds, “You think your day was bad! The milkman dropped dead on our doorstep this morning.”

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