Q: 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
Q: What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A: Open door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q: What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A: Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q: The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A: The giraffe. He’s still in the refrigerator
Q: Sally swims across a alligator infested river and doesn’t get eaten. How?
A: the alligators are at the lion’s birthday party
Q: Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes. Why?
A: She was hit by a brick falling from the sky