There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A state trooper pulled it over.
“What did I do wrong, officer?” the driver asked.
“You were going 26 MPH on a major highway, there is a law against that. You must go at least 50 MPH.”
“But when I got onto the highway, the sign said 26!”
The driver leaned back into her car seat and the cop saw another woman sitting beside her, she looked as pale as a ghost.
“What happened to her?” the officer asked.
“I don’t know, but she has been that way ever since we got off the interstate 160.”