Shoplifter at a jewelry store

The manager of a jewelry store nabs a shoplifter trying to steal a necklace.

“Listen,” the shoplifter says, “you don’t want any trouble, and neither do I. What do you say I just buy the necklace and we forget this ever happened?”

The manager agrees and writes up a sales slip.

“You know,” says the shoplifter, “this is more than I wanted to spend. Got anything less expensive?”