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Misunderstanding the 911 operator

Two men are out hunting when one of them suddenly has a heart attack. He calls 911 immediately. The operator says, “Can I help you, Sir?”

The man replies, “I think my friend is dead! Get an ambulance! What should I do?”

The operator replies, “Okay, clam down, Sir. First we have to make sure he is dead.”

There is silence, then a gun shot. Then the man comes back and says, “Okay, what now?”

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