A little boy had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went for grocery shopping.
To pass the time he decided to go fishing and reluctantly took his little sister along.
“I’ll never do that again”, Little Johnny said to his mum, “I didn’t catch a thing”!
His mum said, “Oh, next time I’m sure your little sister will be quiet and not frighten the fish away.”
Little Johnny said, “It wasn’t that. She ate all the bait!”