Mary goes up to the Father after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.
He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?”
She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last request?”
She says, “That he did, Father…”
The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary?”
She says, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down that gun…”