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Jumping for joy in the driveway

One day, my neighbour came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great! Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She breathing heavily from all the jumpings and told me that she was pregnant! I knew she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more… We are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she know. She said,

“Well, I went to the drug store and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

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