“Honey,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, and I haven’t been shopping. Also, all the dishes are dirty. Most importantly, I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that,” the husband said.
The wife felt annoyed and said, “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
Finally, the husband shook his head and calmly replied, “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”