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Inviting a friend home for supper

“Honey,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”

“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, and I haven’t been shopping. Also, all the dishes are dirty. Most importantly, I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”

“I know all that,” the husband said.

The  wife felt annoyed and said, “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”

Finally, the husband shook his head and calmly replied, “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

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