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I though I have gone deaf

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road.

Eventually a cop pulls him over. “Did you know,” says the cop, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”

“Oh, thanks god,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I have gone deaf.”

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