Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s office party.
She was so drunk.
Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was an insanely jealous and suspicious woman.
Later that night, Mr. Jones and his wife were in the car when he spotted a high-heeled shoe under the passenger seat.
While his wife wasn’t looking, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
Later, as they got out of the car, his wife asked,
“Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
The life of a husband is so difficult…