A man has been drinking alone all day at a bar and then he checks his watch.
The man said to himself, “It is 1 am already! I need to go home now or my wife’s going to kill me.”
As he’s trying to get up, he falls firmly onto the ground.
Drowning in pain and he moaned, “I am way too drunk right now! I need to sober up.”
So he asks the bartender for a coffee. 30 minutes later, he tries to stand up again but falls to the floor even harder. At this point, he realizes that he needs to get home no matter what. So he starts crawling back to his house. After 40 minutes, he finally gets there, lays down next to his sleeping wife and passes out.
The next morning, his wife wakes him up and starts questioning him, “How was last night! Was it fun to drink all night?”
The man is absolutely sure his wife was asleep when he got home. So he tries to play it cool and says, “Not really, just hanging with some coworkers. We didn’t drink much. Just a couple of beers.”
The woman starts nodding sarcastically and responds, “Really? So why the bar owner called this morning and said that your wheelchair is still there!”