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Defenseless

A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions.

“You witnessed the robbery, sir?”

“Yes”

“What was stolen?”

“Two televisions”

“Did you see the thieves?”

“Yes”

“Could you identify them?”

“Yes”

“Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?”

At this point, the two defendants raised their hands.

(What’s a defense attorney to do?)

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