She was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale and decided that she must own this gorgeous bird!
When the bird came up for sale, the auctioneer asked: “How much am I bid for this parrot?” and the lady bid with “Seven hundred dollars”.
$950!” go the next several bids, and the lady bids:
Bidding goes on this way for several minutes until she found herself the proud owner of a parrot for $1500.
“She approached the auctioneer and asked him Can the bird talk?”
The auctioneer replied: “Lady, who do you think was bidding against you?”