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Accepting this wine

A man enters his favorite restaurant and he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of wine and sends over to her — knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.

The note read: “For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollar in the bank and seven inches in your pants.”

The man, after reading the note, sends a note back to her: “Just so you know — I happen to have a Ferrari, a BMW and a Mercedes in my garage. Plus I have over twenty million in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches…”

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