A terrible break up

I had a terrible breakup. My friends told me that if I want to get over my ex-girlfriend, I should get rid of anything that reminded me of her.

So what I did, is I took the pillows that smelled like her and cut them up. Then, anything we bought together, I smashed into tiny pieces.

After that, I ripped up all the pictures of her. Finally, I put it all in a pile in the middle of the living room, and I lit it on fire.

Then I got the hell out of her apartment!