A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday and felt really good about the results. On her way home, she stopped a dress shop and asked the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” she replied.
“I’m actually 47,” the woman said while feeling really happy.
Then she went to a fast food restaurant for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, “Oh, you look about 29.”
The woman laughed and said, “I’m actually 47!”
While she was waiting for the bus, she asked an old man the same question. He replied, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age. If I put my hand up your shirt, I will be able to tell your exact age.”
Since there was no one around, so the woman agreed. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, “Ok, you are 47.”
Stunned, the woman said, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old man replied, “I was behind you in the line at restaurant.”