A man was pulled over by the police on the highway for speeding. The cop instructed the man to roll down his window.
“Were you aware of how fast you were just driving!?” the cop said.
“Yes, I was trying to escape the scene of a robbery I was involved in.” the man replied.
“What? As the victim or burglar?” the cop was quite shocked.
“Burglar, sir. I have the loot in the back of the car.” the man said calmly.
“I am afraid you will have to come with me, sir.” and the cop reached into the car to subdue the man.
“Be careful, sire! I don’t want you to find the gun in my glove compartment!” the man shouted, fearfully.
By now, the cop was quite frustrated because of the fact that he had not been caught doing all of these actions, despite the man’s obvious stupidity. The cop called for backup, and in the nick of time, sirens and helicopters flooded the scene.
After the police force searched the man’s car, another police officer approached the man.
“Sir, the cop that approached you earlier informed us that you recently robbed a house, had the stolen loot in the back of your car and a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we couldn’t find any of these things in your car.”
“What? That liar told you that?” the man replied. “I bet he told you I was speeding too!”