A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck
A farmer passes by and says, “Hey, you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer mine.”
The hunter says, “No way, I tracked it, I shot it, it’s mine.”
The farmer says, “Ok Ok…we’ll settle this the old way.”
The hunter says, “The old way?”
The farmer says, “Yes. We’ll take turns punching each other in the stomach and the first guy who can’t take it anymore loses. The winner gets the deer.”
The hunter thinks about this and he says, “Ok, let’s do it.”
The farmer says, “Ok, let me go first.” He takes a big wind up and just punches the hunter right in the stomach with his big dirty fist.
The hunter doubles over in pain, huffing and puffing for a few minutes.
He finally gets up, still panting and says, “Ok Ok…I’m still in…my turn.”
The farmer says, “Nah, you can keep the deer.”