A man stormed up to the front desk of the library and said:
“I have a complaint!”
“Yes, sir?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible.”
Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked:
“What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever,” said the man.
The librarian nodded and said:
“Ahhh… So you must be the person who took our phone book.”