A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is it, child?”
The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gazed at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am”
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin. It’s only a mistake.”