A choice of which parent to live with

Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.

Judge: “Do you want to live with your mother?”

Baby Raptor: “No! She beats me.”

Judge: “OK, then you can live with your father.”

Baby Raptor: “No! He beats me too!”

Judge: “Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?”

Baby Raptor: “I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto.”

Judge: “Is there any chance she’ll beat you also?”

Baby Raptor: “No sir. The Toronto Raptors don’t beat anybody.”