Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
Judge: “Do you want to live with your mother?”
Baby Raptor: “No! She beats me.”
Judge: “OK, then you can live with your father.”
Baby Raptor: “No! He beats me too!”
Judge: “Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?”
Baby Raptor: “I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto.”
Judge: “Is there any chance she’ll beat you also?”
Baby Raptor: “No sir. The Toronto Raptors don’t beat anybody.”
