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A car accident miracle

An old man has a serious car accident with a young driver. The two crawled out of the wreckage and amazingly neither of them was hurt.

The old man said, “Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days.”

“Sure,” said the young man and convinced that the old was crazy.

“And look at this!” said the old guys and reached back into his car. “A miracle! My car is totaled but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn’t break. Let us drink and celebrate our good fortune.”

The young man agrees and takes several huge swigs, then hand it to the old man.

The old man refuses and said, “No, thanks. I’ll wait for the police.

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