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A rabbit opens a public musical restroom in the forest.

A rabbit opens a public musical restroom in the forest.

The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox.

“What kind of music would you like?”, the little rabbit asks.

“Definitely heavy metal”, the fox answers.

“2 dollars”, says the rabbit and he presses some buttons on the machine.

The fox hands over the money, enter the toilet and comes out totally relieved and refreshed in a few minutes.

Next, the wolf comes up.

“What kind of music would you like?”

“Ooh, some eerie jazz, please.”

“2 bucks.”

Wolf enters the restroom, rabbit presses the buttons, the wolf comes out grinning.

“This is awesome, thanks!”

Next, the bear is running up to the little rabbit and hastily throws 2 dollars on the table.

“C’mon, let me in, I really have to go! I have a stomachache.”

“What kind of music would you like?”

“Anything, whatever, just hurry up!”

The little rabbit shrugs and presses the buttons as the bear enters the room.

In two minutes, the bear comes out, he is dripping wet and very grumpy.

“Did you really,” he turns angrily to the little rabbit, “really have to choose the national anthem?”

(Note: normally, people stand up when the national anthem plays. This is not good what you are doing number two in the restroom…)

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