Category: Quotes

Every sixty seconds in Africa, there will be one minute passed People who drink every day, there is a high probability of dying

Life’s challenges can seem almost insurmountable at times. And things appear to be getting not only harder, but weirder as

“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a

I got some bad news today. You know the money you get from those ATM machines? All that money comes

Lawrence Welk’s mastery of English was not quite 100%. Here are some examples of his “Welkisms”, compiled by Dick Wilson,

Actual questions asked of Weird Al by fans, and his responses taken from the “Ask Al” section of www.weirdal.com Q:

The following are actual quotes from Texas politicians: Texas Rep. Joe Salem speaking on an amendment requiring all revenues to

And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman) “Its a

(Not Printed In Newspapers) DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? — KAY DEAR Kay: Only if they don’t work.

Scientific Facts – at least in the minds of kids: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to

Questions about love, marriage, and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT

GROUCHO MARX HAD SOME OF THE BEST LINES… Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely

From a little book called “Disorder in the Court.” (Things people actually said – word for word – in courts

A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type

Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers (by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for Royal Caribbean Cruise

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, ‘You’ll never find anyone like

Winners of the “worst analogies ever written in a high school essay” contest: The little boat gently drifted across the

Ads In Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren’t distasteful