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Funny quotes that bring smiles into our lives. The best funny quotes collection by famous authors and comedians.

12 completely obvious and useless quotes

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Every sixty seconds in Africa, there will be one minute passed People who drink every day, there is a high probability of dying

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The Wisdom Of Supermodels

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Life’s challenges can seem almost insurmountable at times. And things appear to be getting not only harder, but weirder as

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Who Woulda Thought?

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“Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a

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Who Are These People?

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I got some bad news today. You know the money you get from those ATM machines? All that money comes

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Welkisms

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Lawrence Welk’s mastery of English was not quite 100%. Here are some examples of his “Welkisms”, compiled by Dick Wilson,

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Weird Al Q&A

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Actual questions asked of Weird Al by fans, and his responses taken from the “Ask Al” section of www.weirdal.com Q:

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Texas Quotes

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The following are actual quotes from Texas politicians: Texas Rep. Joe Salem speaking on an amendment requiring all revenues to

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Sports Quotes

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And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman) “Its a

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Seinfeld Monologues

Seinfeld Monologues

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With any kind of physical test, I don’t know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when

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Letters To Dear Abby

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(Not Printed In Newspapers) DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? — KAY DEAR Kay: Only if they don’t work.

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Kids On Science

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Scientific Facts – at least in the minds of kids: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to

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Kids On Love

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Questions about love, marriage, and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT

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Groucho Marx

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GROUCHO MARX HAD SOME OF THE BEST LINES… Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I

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13 Douglas Adams Jokes and Quotes

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“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely

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Disorder In The Courts

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From a little book called “Disorder in the Court.” (Things people actually said – word for word – in courts

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14 real quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers

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A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type

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Cruise Ship Questions

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Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers (by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for Royal Caribbean Cruise

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Comedians’ Best Lines, 1997

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“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, ‘You’ll never find anyone like

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Worst Analogies Ever Written in A High School Essay

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Winners of the “worst analogies ever written in a high school essay” contest: The little boat gently drifted across the

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Andy Rooney On…

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Ads In Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren’t distasteful

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