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I don’t have a license to kill.  I have a learner’s permit. Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either! Madness

Doctors may not say exactly what they mean… The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

Snail-Sucking (Live) Armand Forcalquier, of Marseille, France, holds the record.  In a contest held on Feb. 12, 1992, Armand sucked

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, “SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD.”  The article went on to describe

FEUDALISM: You have two cows.  Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows.  The government

You Are Different and That’s Bad Pop! Goes The Hamster…  And Other Great Microwave Games Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of

From actual Church Bulletins…….. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used

Below are some of the best clean funny answering machine (voicemail) messages! Want to know the best part? You can

An Anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.  The 

The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon

On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.” In front of a New Hampshire

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in

Here is the best guide to how to be annoying in 101 ways. They are all funny and very annoying.