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Snail-Sucking (Live) Armand Forcalquier, of Marseille, France, holds the record.  In a contest held on Feb. 12, 1992, Armand sucked down 1,238 live snails in a little over 4 hours. 

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, “SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD.”  The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main

FEUDALISM: You have two cows.  Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows.  The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone

You Are Different and That’s Bad Pop! Goes The Hamster…  And Other Great Microwave Games Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets Babar Meets the Taxidermist Curious George and the High-Voltage

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.

From actual Church Bulletins…….. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors

Below are some of the best clean funny answering machine messages! Want to know the best part? You can try using them in your answering machine or voice mailbox life.

An Anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.  The  following are exceptionally clever.  Someone out there must be deadly

The Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read “Are you

On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.” In front of a New Hampshire car wash: “If you can’t read this, it’s time to

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words possible: Coming home, I drove into wrong

Here is the best guide to how to be annoying in 101 ways. They are all funny and very annoying. We do not recommend to try this a home. Sing