A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at
My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented, by
Four men were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter
The older lawyer was giving the new young lawyer a lesson in ethics. He posed this situation: “If a little
This little poem came about as an exercise for multi-national translation personnel at the NATO headquarters in Paris. English wasn’t
This is truly an amazing story… A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he
A funny story circulated recently about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes. Doyle evidently told
A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25¢ each – three for a dollar.” All day long, customers
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
A guy buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has a little over $400 in monthly payments.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out the tests and went back
While working as an airline customer-service agent, I got a call from a woman who wanted to know if she
Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr.
An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a diamond ring that had
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. “What are the three most important things
A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions. “You witnessed the robbery, sir?”
Another enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that has been told and retold ever since by
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whispers, “Your Eminence, do
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to
A woman went to the doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4
FROM SAN FRANCISCO It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and
As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: “After catastrophic engine
Three contractors were touring the white house on the same day. One was from New York, another from Missouri, and
A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering,