I’m gonna be a mighty king! So enemies beware… How cute I am!
Don’t laugh, people have the right to protect themselves during this pandemic! However, it seems the barber is forgetting to
Interviewer, “What’s your name?” Me, “Hired.” Interviewer, “You’re hired?” My response, “Thank you, sir!”
This is how you put two scary words in one product…
Hi, a little teapot. You are too cute to be dissolved in the tea!
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of
A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. He fins his son is having a nightmare. So
A drunk guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a shot of Wild Turkey, please.” The bartender says, “I’m
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have
Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s
And very effective too. Nooooo, Mother!
Not sure how true is this book… There should be 13 volumes!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day.
A little kid has a report due for government class. He asks his dad to explain what the government is.
One day, I went to a bookstore and asked the staff, “Where’s the self-help section?” Then the staff smiled and
I hate it when people ask me what I’ll be doing this year! Come on, guys! I don’t have a
Wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, ” Windows frozen, won’t open.” Here husband texts back, “Gently pour
The kids filed back into class Monday morning and they were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something,
My wife sent me a text, “Your great.” So, naturally, I wrote back, “No, you’re great!” She’s been walking around
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the
A rabbit opens a public musical restroom in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes
On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark
An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome, John! Your wife has been waiting
A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch… The bartender pours him a glass. After a drink, the
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the