Category: Clean Jokes

Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s

Not sure how true is this book… There should be 13 volumes!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day.

A little kid has a report due for government class. He asks his dad to explain what the government is.

One day, I went to a bookstore and asked the staff, “Where’s the self-help section?” Then the staff smiled and

Wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, ” Windows frozen, won’t open.” Here husband texts back, “Gently pour

The kids filed back into class Monday morning and they were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something,

My wife sent me a text, “Your great.” So, naturally, I wrote back, “No, you’re great!” She’s been walking around

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the

A rabbit opens a public musical restroom in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark

An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome, John! Your wife has been waiting

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch… The bartender pours him a glass. After a drink, the

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the

A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father

A woman is singing on the stage inside a karaoke bar. Suddenly, a man comes up to the stage and

A deer walks into a bar and passes the barkeeper and takes a seat. The barkeeper is confused and scared

“Tommy, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate

A little boy had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went for grocery shopping.

An elderly man calls his son and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell

A Bear, a Lion, and a Chicken meet…. Bear says, “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

A couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat

An old man limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”

A science teacher asked her students, “Children! If you could own one mineral what would it be? One boy said,