Category: Clean Jokes

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the

A rabbit opens a public musical restroom in the forest. The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark

An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome, John! Your wife has been waiting

A guy demands from the bartender a 40-year old scotch… The bartender pours him a glass. After a drink, the

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the

A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father

A woman is singing on the stage inside a karaoke bar. Suddenly, a man comes up to the stage and

A deer walks into a bar and passes the barkeeper and takes a seat. The barkeeper is confused and scared

“Tommy, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate

A little boy had to take care of his baby sister while his mum and dad went for grocery shopping.

An elderly man calls his son and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell

A Bear, a Lion, and a Chicken meet…. Bear says, “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

A couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat

An old man limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”

A science teacher asked her students, “Children! If you could own one mineral what would it be? One boy said,

A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck A farmer passes by and says, “Hey, you

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says, “I wanna be a

A sweet grandmother called the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me

An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. During the mid-flight, the professor decides

9 bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a dozen years. One

A man in the bar offers to bet anyone $100 that his dog can talk. At first, everyone is dubious,

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring sadly at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor

An elderly lady finished her shopping. Upon returning to the parking lot, she found four men in her car. She

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what