Me: I wish for a world without lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Me: But you said 3
While they wait to be executed they come up with a plan. Right before they are to be shot, each
One day, a man was having an affair with his secretary in her house. Feeling tired, they fell asleep and
Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d
The scientist, “I just boiled water.” The student, “Solid!” The scientist, “No! Boiling water is liquid!” The student, “I just
Each evening, a bird lover stood in his backyard and hooting like an owl. Then one night, an owl called
At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figured he’ll just have to mow
A doctor is examing a woman and he asks, “Do you have kids?” The woman replies, “Yes, I have three
I’m gonna be a mighty king! So enemies beware… How cute I am!
Don’t laugh, people have the right to protect themselves during this pandemic! However, it seems the barber is forgetting to
Interviewer, “What’s your name?” Me, “Hired.” Interviewer, “You’re hired?” My response, “Thank you, sir!”
This is how you put two scary words in one product…
Hi, a little teapot. You are too cute to be dissolved in the tea!
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of
A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. He fins his son is having a nightmare. So
A drunk guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a shot of Wild Turkey, please.” The bartender says, “I’m
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have
Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s
And very effective too. Nooooo, Mother!
Not sure how true is this book… There should be 13 volumes!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day.
A little kid has a report due for government class. He asks his dad to explain what the government is.
One day, I went to a bookstore and asked the staff, “Where’s the self-help section?” Then the staff smiled and
I hate it when people ask me what I’ll be doing this year! Come on, guys! I don’t have a
Wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, ” Windows frozen, won’t open.” Here husband texts back, “Gently pour
The kids filed back into class Monday morning and they were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something,