Author: Laugh Break

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. An

Actual reference queries reported by American and Canadian library reference desk workers of various levels. “Do you have books here?”

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during

You know you’ve been drinking way too much coffee when… Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You haven’t blinked

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, & disorder — my work here is done. How do I

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

Here’s a list of actual things kids said or wrote while in Sunday school (certificate of authenticity on file… somewhere):

Actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? I’ll fire

In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who suffered third-degree

You’re too stupid to lead… AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked “intellectual leadership”.  He received

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders. They

These are reportedly taken from real resumes and cover letters. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and