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Sports Quotes

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And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman) “Its a

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Seinfeld Monologues

Seinfeld Monologues

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With any kind of physical test, I don’t know what it is, I always seem to get competitive. Remember when

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Letters To Dear Abby

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(Not Printed In Newspapers) DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? — KAY DEAR Kay: Only if they don’t work.

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Kids On Science

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Scientific Facts – at least in the minds of kids: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to

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Kids On Love

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Questions about love, marriage, and sex were posed to kids ages 5 to 10. Their answers below are enlightening: WHAT

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Groucho Marx

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GROUCHO MARX HAD SOME OF THE BEST LINES… Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I

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13 Douglas Adams Jokes and Quotes

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“He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely

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Disorder In The Courts

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From a little book called “Disorder in the Court.” (Things people actually said – word for word – in courts

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14 real quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers

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A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type

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Cruise Ship Questions

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Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers (by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for Royal Caribbean Cruise

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Comedians’ Best Lines, 1997

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“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, ‘You’ll never find anyone like

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Worst Analogies Ever Written in A High School Essay

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Winners of the “worst analogies ever written in a high school essay” contest: The little boat gently drifted across the

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Andy Rooney On…

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Ads In Bills: Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren’t distasteful

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20 Reasons Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves

20 Reasons Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves

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Here are 20 Reasons Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves: We know stuff about tanks. A 5-day trip requires only

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to

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Who’s Who?

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A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. An

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17 Weird Library Reference Questions

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Actual reference queries reported by American and Canadian library reference desk workers of various levels. “Do you have books here?”

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Humans and bananas share about 50 percent of the same DNA.

Useless Facts [108 Facts You Can Impress Your Friends]

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Here are some funny and useless facts you can amaze your friends with! Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts

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Trial Questions

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Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during

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27 Signs of Drinking Too Much Coffee

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You know you’ve been drinking way too much coffee when… Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You haven’t blinked

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21 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, & disorder — my work here is done. How do I

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34 Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies

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During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in

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26 Pranks To Do in An Elevator

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When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

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25 Actual Things Kids Said or Wrote While in Sunday School

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Here’s a list of actual things kids said or wrote while in Sunday school (certificate of authenticity on file… somewhere):

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18 Hilarious English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Movies

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Actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? I’ll fire

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Stella Awards

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In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who suffered third-degree

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And Speaking Of Intelligence…

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You’re too stupid to lead… AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked “intellectual leadership”.  He received

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thing To Ponder

Things to Ponder [66 hilarious things to ponder about!]

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Here are the 66 random things to ponder about… Sweet meets are candy, but sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. Quicksand

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Rules for Bank Robbers

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According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders. They

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39 Ridiculous Resume and Cover Letter Mistakes

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These are reportedly taken from real resumes and cover letters. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and

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