Author: Laugh Break

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a girl listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, “I’m going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.” The

When Elly got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked. How to

John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car runs out of gas. It’s a three-hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there

Police Officer Nico receives a call from his chief. His chief tells him, “Nico. I’m sorry but you’re going to have to arrest your mother.” Nico starts to reply, “Chief…” His

A mother and her son go to church and the son says, “Mom, I have to go pee!” The mom says, “You shouldn’t say that in church. From now on just

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now, what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow

Three girls enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: “What are you girls celebrating?” “We just finished a puzzle that took us three months to

While a college student proudly shows off his new apartment to friends, he leads his friends into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of

An Old Mountaineer And His Young Ex-Wife Were Fighting Over Custody Of Their Children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world. She should retain custody of them.

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said, “I’ll do the next

A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing with the orthodontist how they will be restored and what the fee would be, the patient

A man’s car broke down as he was driving past a beautiful old monastery. He walked up to the drive and knocked on the front door. A monk answered, listened