Zzzzz I need a cup of joe now!
Sounds like my co-worker…
Hi, a little teapot. You are too cute to be dissolved in the tea!
Took me a minute to realize!
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of
Hummm I am lovin’ it!
A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. He fins his son is having a nightmare. So
A drunk guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a shot of Wild Turkey, please.” The bartender says, “I’m
Except for that poor red fellas…
Look at that notorious theft!
Not sure if this is genius or gross…
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll
Nice play, Walmart!
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have
You can watch any movies as long as it is the black screen!
Mr. Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year’s
And very effective too. Nooooo, Mother!
Seriously, take care yourself and be safe!
More you know…
Not sure how true is this book… There should be 13 volumes!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day.
No word… Just why NEMO!
This is because the standard protocol is just to leave the dead where they died. The top portion of the
Go home, Spiderman! You are drunk.
A little kid has a report due for government class. He asks his dad to explain what the government is.