Interviewer, “What’s your name?” Me, “Hired.” Interviewer, “You’re hired?” My response, “Thank you, sir!”
Not sure if those pipes are really working… but they look very pretty regardless.
This is the real reason car manufacturers created sunroof. To all mohawk lovers, get a car with sunroof!
Okay, I will hit my head in a different location.
March 19 is National Let’s Laugh Day. This is the day to remind you to laugh with someone you love!
But leave my Batman comics alone!
And he is so happy!
Took me a sec to realize 🙂
I don’t know what to say… Go home, Mario…
Using a smart phone like a pro!
This is how you put two scary words in one product…
Best of both world!
Zzzzz I need a cup of joe now!
Sounds like my co-worker…
Hi, a little teapot. You are too cute to be dissolved in the tea!
Took me a minute to realize!
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of
Hummm I am lovin’ it!
A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. He fins his son is having a nightmare. So
A drunk guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a shot of Wild Turkey, please.” The bartender says, “I’m
Except for that poor red fellas…
Look at that notorious theft!
Not sure if this is genius or gross…
An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll
Nice play, Walmart!