Author: Laugh Break

He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived

“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today,” said the boy.” “Why not, son?” the dad replied. The boy said, “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm

One day, a boy came home running while crying. His mother was concerned and asked what happened. The boy said, “I got punished for something I did not do!” His

A woman wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes but didn’t want to pay a fortune for them. So she headed out to the swamp, determined to catch herself

A man was pulled over by the police on the highway for speeding. The cop instructed the man to roll down his window. “Were you aware of how fast you

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were complete, the FBI had narrowed the field down to five possible agents. For the final, the FBI interviewers took one of

A State Police Officer is sitting on the side of the highway and waiting to catch speeding drivers. Then he sees a car driving at 22 MPH. He thinks to

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly

Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your

“Mom, can I have an animal cracker?” asked 3-year-old Bob. “Sure Bob,” said his mom. “Open up the box, and take a few.” Forty-five minutes later Bob’s mother walked into the kitchen.

Joe had just received his brand new driver’s license. He is going to take them for a ride for the first time. So, the family troops out to the driveway and

A man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The man replies, “I didn’t think you’d need one to get into Australia anymore.”

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was that for?”

There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they’re at death’s door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis

Brian had asked Dave to help him out with cutting his rather large garden hedge after work, so Dave went straight over to Brian’s home. When they got to the

Husband calls up hotel management from the room. The husband said, “Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump from your

Friend #1, “Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?” Friend #2, “I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS and a GPS override.” Friend #1, “What’s a

A woman called our airline customer service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” The customer service representative said, “as long as you provide your own

23 A couple is sitting in their living room and sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.” “Is that you or the wine talking?” asks

A policeman pulls a truck over and says to the driver, “You can’t drive around with badgers in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The driver says, “Okay.” Then

The doctor tells his patient: “Well, I have good news and bad news.” The patient says: “Lay it on me, Doc. What’s the bad news?” The doctor: “You have Alzheimer’s disease.” The