A couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed
No humans are living on the Moon yet, but there are already more than 400,000 of garbage accumulated on the lunar surface. This has mostly been left behind over the
An old man limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!” The doctor slowly checked him from head to toe, paused
The national anthem of Spain has no words.
A science teacher asked her students, “Children! If you could own one mineral what would it be? One boy said, “I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and
The US has only 5% of the world’s population, but almost 25% of its prison population.
All 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world live in Australia.
12% of all Coca-Cola in America is drunk during breakfast.
A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck A farmer passes by and says, “Hey, you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer
A red blood cell can make a complete circuit of your body in 20 seconds. In contrast, if you took all the blood vessels out of an average adult and
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of
When trying out a new pen, 97% of people write their own name.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says, “I wanna be a billionaire. Going to the most expensive clubs with the girl
People are 1% Shorter in the evening than in the morning. This is because during normal activities during the day the cartilage in our knees and intervertebral discs slowly compress. When
A sweet grandmother called the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be
Tiramisu means “Pick Me Up” in Italian. Yummy!
A lethal dose of caffeine is about 50 double espressos! There is a lot of coffee!
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. During the mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man to prove
9 bench in Miami. They had been meeting at that park every sunny day for over a dozen years. One day, the younger of the two ladies turn to the
A man in the bar offers to bet anyone $100 that his dog can talk. At first, everyone is dubious, but after the man clarifies he means complete grammatically correct
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.” “But
A man is sitting on his front stoop staring sadly at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older
An elderly lady finished her shopping. Upon returning to the parking lot, she found four men in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun. She screamed
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, so he politely asked, “What
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is
The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to,
The manager of a jewelry store nabs a shoplifter trying to steal a necklace. “Listen,” the shoplifter says, “you don’t want any trouble, and neither do I. What do you
A man was driving when he first saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for speeding, even though he knew he wasn’t.
A man and his wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with