Will you get married again?

An old couple is sitting on their couch and the woman asks her husband “If I die will you get married again.”

The husband replies, “Well, I don’t want to be lonely… So yes.”

His wife shoots him a dirty look and says, “Will you live in our house?”

The husband replies, “Well, it’s already paid off… So yes.”

His wife is extremely mad at this point. She asks him, “Will she use my golf clubs?”

The husband replies, “Oh no… She’s left-handed.”

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