This morning on my way to work, a woman accidentally rear-ended another car in the hectic rush hour traffic. No real damage done, just some paint off the bumpers.
Both drivers got out of their cars and the woman noticed that the other driver was a Dwarf.
He looked up at the woman and said, “I am NOT Happy.”
“Well then,” the woman replied, “which one ARE you?”
And that’s how the fight started.