We don’t serve that kinda stuff in here!


A guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress,  “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.”

When she returns with his drink, he asks “Still serving breakfast?” When she says yes, he replies,

“Then I’ll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon on end-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee.”

Indignantly the waitress say, “We don’t serve that kinda stuff in here!”

The guy says, “Funny.. that’s what I have in here yesterday.”


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