Three women are waiting in front of the pearly gates when God comes out to greet them.
“Usually, I wouldn’t let any of yo girls in,” God says, “but I’m having a good day. I’ll give you all a deal. If you can climb my 1000 stair staircase and listen to a joke at each step without laughing I’ll let you in.”
All three women agree.
The first one loses at the 100th step. The second one loses at the 500th step. The last one makes it to the 999th step and begins to laugh historically. God ask her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?”
She replies, “I just go the first one!”