Surprise in Sunday School

“Children,” begins the Pope, “where’s Jesus today?”

Little Tommy says, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Barry says, “He’s in Heaven.”

Little Davey says, “He’s in our bathroom.”

The surprised Pope asks Little Davey how he knows this.

“Well,” says Little Davey, “every day my Dad bangs on our bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?”

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