Recommendation letter

Letter of recommendation to the office management:

  1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
  2. hard at work i his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
  3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
  4. think twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  5. finishes give assignments on time. Often he takes extended
  6. measures to complete his works, sometimes skipping coffee
  7. breaks. Bob is dedicated individual who has absolutely no
  8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
  10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
  11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
  12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
  13. executed as soon as possible

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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