May I use the bathroom?

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A boy went to school and he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”

The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your abc’s.”

The boys said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y.”

The teacher asked, “Where’s the p?”

He replied, “running down my leg!”